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April 07, 2006

Divorce

A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He is taking all of her background information and asks her, "Do you have grounds for a divorce?"

To which she replies, "Well, we have three acres."

"No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?" asks the attorney.

"No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00," she responds.

Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, "Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?"

Looking very confident she states, "No, we have a carport."

At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, "Look, Lady. Why the heck do you want a divorce?"

"Because 'he' can't hold an intelligent conversation!"

Posted by Peskie at April 7, 2006 12:00 PM

Comments

Hi,

Funny, LOL!

Janice~

Posted by: Janice at April 10, 2006 03:30 PM