G'day Mate (Mk III): Easter Eggs

April 15, 2006

Q: Why can't you tell funny stories to Easter eggs?
A: You might crack them up.

Q: Why can't Easter Eggs tell you funny stories?
A: They don't have any yolks [jokes].

Posted by Ozguru at April 15, 2006 12:00 PM

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