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April 14, 2006
Science vs Religion
SCIENTIST: "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing, in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
GOD: "Oh, is that so? Tell Me...".
SCIENTIST: "Well, we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man."
GOD: "Well, that's very interesting... show Me."
SCIENTIST: [The scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.]
GOD: "No, no, no..Get your OWN dirt.
Posted by Ozguru at April 14, 2006 12:00 PM
