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April 14, 2006

Science vs Religion

SCIENTIST: "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing, in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."

GOD: "Oh, is that so? Tell Me...".

SCIENTIST: "Well, we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man."

GOD: "Well, that's very interesting... show Me."

SCIENTIST: [The scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.]

GOD: "No, no, no..Get your OWN dirt.

Posted by Ozguru at April 14, 2006 12:00 PM