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April 01, 2006
History Repeats
[Found at Old Horsetail Snake...]
An elderly couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over to the wife: "Do you remember the first time we made love together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very restaurant where you leaned against the back fence. I think we should do it again, for old time's sake."
"Oh, Charlie, you devil," she says. "Let's do it."
A police officer is sitting in the next booth and overhears this plan. He decides he better go out and keep an eye on them for their safety.
Outside, the old lady leans against the fence, and the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious action the cop has ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes before they collapse to the ground.
Finally they struggle to their feet, and meet the cop on their way back to the restaurant. The cop says, "You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some secret to all this activity?"
Charlie says, "Yes. Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
Posted by Ozguru at April 1, 2006 12:00 PM
