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April 02, 2006

Real Beer

[Found at holtieshouse...]

The presidents of Australia’s four major breweries, Tooheys (NSW), XXXX(Queensland), Carlton (Victoria) and Cascade (Tasmania???) were at an international beer conference.
They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they want to drink.
The president of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a Tooheys New."
The President of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!"
The Carlton president proudly says "I'll have a Carlton, the King of Beers!"
The bloke from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll have a Pepsi."
The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head. He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking [real] beer, then neither will I."
They say there are only two states to be in, Pissed and Queensland.

Posted by Ozguru at April 2, 2006 12:00 PM