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December 13, 2003
Sex / Marriage
Like the last post, I am using coffee discussion material (as opposed to personal experience) so make of this what you will :-)
Two blokes are chatting. One is single (Shane), the other married (Marvin). The single bloke looks half dead.
Marvin: So mate, out on the town last night? [Thinks: Lucky devil! What fun that must be.]
Shane: Yeah and I feel like sh*t. [Thinks: You lucky devil - good night's sleep, ready for work.]
Marvin: You look like sh*t too. [Thinks: Still I guess you earn it - to look like that you must have had a great time.]
Shane: Thanks mate. Met a top bird. [Thinks: Bluffing is the only way out. Only pickup last night turned out to be a queen so I dumped her him and got p*ss*d.]
Marvin: You must get a different chick every night. [Thinks: When I was single I could never get any and it hasn't changed since I got married.]
Shane: Yeah mate. Wouldn't be tied down for quids. [Thinks: Bullsh*t. If I could find a chick that would have me, I'd be in it like a shot - must be great with all the s*x on tap instead of chasing all night and ending up with nothing.]
Marvin: Marriage is alright. At least you don't have to keep chasing the tail. [Thinks: Because you know you won't get any.]
Both guys are completely mistaken about each other but that's what men are like. Fortunately I knew both of them (it was several years ago). Since then, Shane got married and Marvin got a divorce - now they both know the truth - women rule!
Now ladies, you know how to take advantage of us. Maybe I should restrict access to this post :-)
Posted by Ozguru at December 13, 2003 07:12 PM
