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December 23, 2003

Christmas Blogging

Hey it's (almost) Christmas Eve and I have to work (half day). I just want to get into the Christmas mood with as little effort as possible. Given the heat that probably means lying on the floor near the air cooler with an esky of cold beer. As for going into the computer room heat to post blog articles - you've got to be kidding. So here's the deal. I will post a joke every half hour today (from now) and then you probably won't hear from me again until I get back to work on the 29th. I figure 50 jokes today ought to make up for a quiet four days. Why am I doing this? I want to prove to myself that I am not:

Totally Addicted to My Blog
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Totally addicted to my Blog!

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Totally addicted to my Blog!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm totally addicted to my Blog!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to my Bllllogggg!!! (Yeah)

Posted by Ozguru at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

Comments

Ozguru - when you wrote marathon you really meant it (obviously!) You're getting yet another link and mention on my blog, and this time I'm stealing your blog tune as well :-) full credit of course. Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!!

Posted by: Cindy at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

A Merry Christmas indeed. Thanks for sharing the merriment around.

Posted by: Kathy K at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

He's going nuts down under Ozguru doesn't plan on posting for a few days after Christmas, as he'll be away from his computer. So what's he doing today (Christmas Eve in Australia)? He's going on...

Posted by: UtterlyBoring.com at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

Totally Addicted to my Blog A Christmas stocking full of thanks to Ozguru at GDay Mate for this one. Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy -- although My boss let...

Posted by: Dusting My Brain at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

Blog addiction Oh this is so good.Totally Addicted to My Blog(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',I'm happy -- althoughMy boss let me go --Totally addicted to my Blog!All night long, I sit

Posted by: ChasingDaisy at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

Christmas humor Start here Here and just keep clicking to the next post. He's promised to do a post every half hour.

Posted by: On The Third Hand at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM

Christmas Jokes Last year there was a marathon posting session with a joke every half hour on Christmas Eve. This annoyed some readers because they had to keep coming back to see the next joke (suggesting that they come back the next...

Posted by: G'Day Mate - Reviews! at December 23, 2003 11:12 PM