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January 16, 2004
The Powder Room
Little Johnny and Little Suzy were playing one day in the sand box, when all of a sudden little Johnny had to pee. Too embarrassed to say he had to pee in front of little Suzy, he tried to think of what his mother would do in this situation. Thinking he was quite clever he looked up and told Suzy, "I have to go powder my nose," and off he went to relieve himself.
Upon returning, little Suzy asked him if everything went okay powdering his nose. He said everything was fine. "Well," she said, with a funny look on her face, "you better close your compact, because your lipstick is sticking out."
[Stolen from CynicalCyn.]
Posted by Ozguru at January 16, 2004 04:01 AM
