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February 06, 2004
Smart Kids
Picture a Sunday School class full of bright but fidgety kids. Add one of those hyper enthusiastic teachers who wants to talk about heaven ....
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" the teacher asks.
"NO!" all the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was, "NO!"
"Well," he continues, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead first!"
Posted by Ozguru at February 6, 2004 11:02 PM
