G'Day Mate MkII: Headlines

June 02, 2005

My apologies, but these are all headlines off www.fark.com, a random selection:

Man has fight with his wife over money, ends arguments by setting fire to $670,000 on the front lawn. No word on how they plan to solve child custody issues

Giving people a whiff of a key chemical can make them more inclined to part with their cash. In other news, U.S. government introduces a new cologne, "Eau du Military Funding"

In retrospect, there should have been a lot more steps between 1) borrow forklift, and 2) steal ATM

Police notice driver when she hits a curb with her car. Really take notice when they realize she's naked

Pakistani rioters fail to understand that "The Colonel" is not actually affiliated with the U.S. military, nor is his restaurant a base of operations

UVA study shows that "cool" kids more likely to get drink, smoke pot and steal. Go ahead, click on the link, everybody else is doing it

Posted by Peskie at June 2, 2005 07:30 AM

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No need to apologise - they were funny.

Posted by: Ozguru at June 3, 2005 11:21 AM