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January 27, 2004
Beer Quality
I noticed this joke over at Cynical Cyn and being around Australia Day with lots of drinking required I recalled an old joke about two blokes who used to argue incessantly about which beer was the best. One was a VB (Victoria Bitter) fan and the other a Tooheys drinker. The two had be arguing for years until one night a new bartender suggested that they solve the dispute scientifically. This was new idea and the young feller explained that they could send a sample of the beer off to the CSIRO labs for testing. After a bit of niggling they both agreed to kick in for the costs and the bartender sent off the carefully selected samples.
In due time a letter arrived back from the CSIRO. The whole pub waited with bated breath as the bartender opened the envelope and began to read:
Gentlemen,
We regret to inform you that it is our belief that neither of your horses will ever race again.....
Posted by Ozguru at January 27, 2004 01:01 PM
