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November 11, 2003

Urgent Virus Warning

[Ed: This one via email from Ben. Thanks.]

Subject: URGENT VIRUS WARNING!!!

There is a new virus - code name "Work". If you receive "work" from your colleagues or your boss, via e-mail, 'phone or anywhere else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come into contact with this virus, follow these steps:
1) Put on your jacket
2) Round up two good friends
3) Go straight to the nearest pub
4) Order three drinks, 14 times.
You will find that "work" has now been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life.

Posted by Ozguru at November 11, 2003 12:11 PM


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