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May 14, 2003

Yo PC ain't so fast now!

Anyone remember the infamous floating point pentium bug? Of course not, that was ancient history (in the IT world that means more than 10 years ago). Well apparently a modern sucessor has been found in the Itanium (which was supposed to be the Sexium or something similar).

Don't panic. There is a simple solution. Just run the computer slower. A lot slower. Then nothing can go wrong.

Best advice really. If you are having problems with your PC, give it a try. Slow down until you stop altogether. Switch it off to save power. Now nothing can go wrong....

Now, all together: Here's a nickel son, get yourself a real computer!

Posted by Ozguru at May 14, 2003 06:05 AM

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Posted by: G'day Mate! » Solutions Architect - Windows at May 14, 2003 06:05 AM