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June 04, 2003
Translation 101 F
This article is for women. That's right, I'm being sexist. There will be another article somewhere (Translation 101 M) for men...
OK, all you women who are still reading; this is a translation guide so that you can understand what men are saying. Forget the words, learn to recognise the underlying message...
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
Posted by Ozguru at June 4, 2003 12:06 AM
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Posted by: Rofl at June 4, 2003 12:06 AM
