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June 10, 2003
Witty Sayings
Via email (some editing):
One of the benefits of getting older is that you get wiser as well:
* I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
* Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
* Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
* Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
* I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
* I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
* I got a sweater for Christmas...I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
* I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
* Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
* Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
Posted by Ozguru at June 10, 2003 12:06 PM
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Posted by: Cori at June 10, 2003 12:06 PM
