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July 31, 2003

He can speak ...

The Tongue has returned. Jivha is back from his holidays and apparently has suffered no angst or guilt for not posting while he was away :-). However during his absence, strange things happened. His shirts failed to wash themselves, the house got dirty, the cable TV disconnected itself, the plants forgot to water themselves, the little (is the dog little?) dog laughed to see such fun and the maid ran away with the spoon. He also admits to drinking JW (the whiskey, not me even if J and W are my initials). Jihva, Jihva, Jihva, how many times must I tell you .... JW is an EXPORT Scotch. (I can just see my Great Uncle or Grandfather shaking their heads as they say that line - except that they used my name instead of 'Jihva'). Naturally you were supposed to understand that we don't drink export scotch. We give it to other people who are unable to appreciate the finer things in life..... I remember smuggling in a bottle of Royal Salute to Grandfather's hospital bed. The doctor agreed to let him have it but only if he got to try some.....

Anyway, back to Mr. Jihva. He has not stopped to clean the house or wash the shirts but has ripped out a series of really good posts including: fashion shows, male subtitutes for lonely girls, science and health, gay high schools and most recently brain operations for politicians (assuming that they have brains in the first place).

Posted by Ozguru at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM

Comments

Damn...the cookie still referred to my old blog...I've changed it now :-)

Posted by: Jivha at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM

Woohoo...a whole post of coverage!!! Thanks Ozguru...you're my Blogosphere Godfather :-))) Btw I'm an adorable little rodent now...thanks mostly to you :-)

Posted by: Jivha at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM

Yeah, he'll have it "maid" ;-)

Posted by: rr at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM

Does that mean I get to wear a trenchcoat and talk out the side of my mouth? "Hey Sully, I want dis guy fixed. Ya know whaddi mean." "Yeah boss, we'll fix him real good." "You tell him Sully. He votes for 'The Tongue' or he loses it." "Yeah boss, you said it." Thanks for the comment and the enthusiasm. Good luck with the maid. I mean, if you solve the maid problem you won't need to get married (ducking under cover quickly before becoming a target). :-) ;-) :-)

Posted by: ozguru at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM

That'll be a match maid in heaven...

Posted by: Peskie at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM

Hmmm. That was punny. Thanks guys, appreciate the feedback. I will forward the comments on to Jivha - just in case he hasn't already read them.....

Posted by: ozguru at July 31, 2003 01:07 PM