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August 14, 2003

The Wisdom of Youth

This entry is lifted straight from Chasing Daisy who in turn got the idea from The Challenge. Chasing Daisy has really bright colour scheme that seems to work well while reading the site but gives you spots before the eyes when you go elsewhere :-)

"Never trust a dog to watch your food." (Patrick, age 10)
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." (Hannah, 9)
"Never tell your mum her diet's not working." (Michael, 14)
"When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair". (Taylia, 10)
"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." (Andrew, 9)
"Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time." (Kyoyo, 9)
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." (Armir, 9)
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." (Kellie, 11)
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." (Naomi, 15)
"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." (Lauren, 9)
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." (Joel, 10)
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mum when she's on the phone." (Alyesha, 13)
"Never try to baptise a cat. " (Eileen, 8)

Posted by Ozguru at August 14, 2003 07:08 AM


Comments


Oh I know - I'm going to change it I promise... ;-))

Posted by: Daisy at August 14, 2003 07:08 AM

Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato... If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person... Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair...

Posted by: Peskie at August 14, 2003 07:08 AM

Barber to boy getting his first haircut: "Where you from, son?" Boy: "Home."

Posted by: Dave at August 14, 2003 07:08 AM